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taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

I went to go download the newest episode of Game of Thrones…and like a fucking idiot I am, I type in “Game of Thrones” on google, without thinking…and spoil the entire episode for myself. 

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

winterblogger:

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

it makes me so happy to see that this has so many notes. I know tumblr sometimes seems like a shitty place full of uncaring people, but the fact that so many people found time the reblog this picture of a guy who found out he’s not injured is so inspiring. Faith in humanity = restored

nintendofanftw:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

I stuck a penny in there when I was 3-4. I thought it was like a piggy bank in the wall.

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind getting some anons.
"I’m definitely pro-selfie. I think that anybody who’s anti-selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like, ‘Thank you.’ I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you. I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t Google, you know, ‘What does my friend look like today?’ For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world – I think that’s a great thing."
- Ezra Koenig being an angel [x] (via whatevelyn) -