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Doctor Who > Asylum Of The Daleks

albarnxinsanity:

Dragons because dragons are fucking awesome.

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ultrafacts:

mitchgibson2112:

ultrafacts:

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I never said she stole my money!
i NEVER said she stole my money!
i never SAID she stole my money!
i never said SHE stole my money!
i never said she STOLE my money!
i never said she stole MY money!
i never said she stole my MONEY!

Whoa. Weird! I read those all in my head!

Also, Here’s another interesting one. A professor once wrote “A woman without her man is nothing” on a board

The professor told his class to correctly punctuate the sentence. The males in the classroom wrote, “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women in the class wrote, “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” With just a simple change in punctuation, the entire meaning of the sentence was changed in an instant.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

swaps4haruhi:

Pokémon <3  This is a Charmander just in case you didn’t know

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Ami Mizuno | Sailor Moon Crystal | Episode 02

We’re Fairy Tail!

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

ultimategingerdoctor:

unexpectedbaggins:

amovible:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

I put my hand in a blender

The swing took some of my elbow with it

An Ashtray felt on my foot 

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

sarcastic-snowflake:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

The guardians of the skies and seas